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*Beep beep, beep beep.*

Ugg, that Damn alarm clock! Why does Kakuzu have to wake up this early? Sometimes I just want to smash his alarm clock into pieces.
Why is my partner the only one in the Akatsuki who’s actually organized and only cares for himself? The bastard should just lay loose and chill for the day. He even created his own schedule.

1. Wake up at 9 am.
2. Eat Breakfast at 9:30am.
3. Pay the bills at 10am.
4. Eat lunch at 12am.
5. Count money at 1pm.
6. Go on mission at 3pm.
7. Come home at 8pm.
8. Take a shower at 8:30pm.
9. Go to bed at 9pm.

Kakuzu must have been seriously fucked up as a child. For him to do this every day, doesn’t he get bored of it? I would, I have to do something different every day.

Like yesterday, I had to retrieve Tobi’s Deidara plushie from a tree. It took me hours to climb the Damn tree and get it for him. How on earth did Tobi get it stuck in the Damn tree in the first place?

And the day before I sat and did nothing. Well, accept I played some videogames with Itachi. He beat me 12/4 at Wii bowling. Even though he’s blind, he can still beat me at Wii bowling.

But Kakuzu has to do the same thing every day! The freak, can’t he take at least one day off? It’s going to take drastic measures to do it, but I’m going to drag him out of that Damn schedule of his and get him out and doing something important! And I know exactly how to do it; I know he secretly likes me. So, it might be easier than I think it will be. It will just take some time and planning.

I woke up 2 hours later to find Kakuzu paying the bills. He must have enjoyed the silence while I was sleeping. I rarely sleep this late.

Hidan: Itachi, Kisame, Tobi, Deidara…… Well every1 I need u 2 come in the living room n’ c what I want 2 tell u.
*Akatsuki comes in*

Kakuzu: What do u want hidan? Ur cutting into ma Day list

Hidan: I don’t need u kakuzu, I need every1els.

* Kakuzu laves*

Hidan: Good he’s gone. So this is what I wanna talk about 2 every1. Who seen kakuzu at 1pm yesterday?

Akatsuki: ……

Hidan: exactly ma point! Kakuzu is never cutting loose-not ever.

Tobi: Well…… tobi seen kakuza-chan in his room

Deidara: Shut up tobi

* After the meeting*

Itachi: Wanna play Wii wit me?
Kakuzu: No!
Itachi: Y? If u don’t I will just do Sokuyomii and make u do it
Kakuzu: Fine! How do u play?
Itachi: Essay!

*1 hour later*

Kakuzu: *Darn! Itachi might b bline but he can play wii*
Deidara: Kakuzu *grabs him n’ starts running* lets play Blow up battle
Kakuzu: I kinda don’t wanna play
Deidara: U will plat or I will play ma new game, Blow up kakuzu
Kakuzu: Fine than how do u play?
Deidara: Essay!

*1 hour later*

Sasori: Hey kakuzu? Wanna play Barbie wit me?
Kakuzu: Not this agene! Ok! How do u play Barbie?
Sasori: So essay

*1 hour later*

Kisame: Hey Kaku-
Kakuzu: Don’t tell me! U wanna play some fish game wit me?
Kisame: How did u no I wanted 2 do that?
Kakuzu: Well…… Just an lucky guess
Kisame: Well… Lets play Hide n’
Go fish
Kakuzu: n’ how do u play this game
Kisame: Its essay

*1 hour later*

Konan: Ha-
Kakuzu: So wanna play a Paper or Makeup game wit me?
Konan: good so u do wanna play a Makeup game wit me? Com’on in ma room
Kakuzu: Fine

*1 hour later*

Hidan: Hey kakuzu!
Kakuzu: Don’t make me play a game hit u hidan!
Hidan: So kakuzu, U finally realized it by now?
Kakuzu: Realized what? What r u coming at?
Hidan: Remember cupules of hour’s ago, Win I said that I don’t need u in that meeting?
Kakuzu: Yah
Hidan: In that meeting we was taking bout was that vu lighten up n’ start having fun like In a normal person 4 one’s.

Well...... 2 b continued